To honor Kevin's dying wish, the cooperative will continue to run in his absense.
"Innovation is key"
-Kevin
Kevin Cooperative is a worker owned cooperative created originally by Kevin. Kevin is our mascot, founder, and also just the G.O.A.T. Kevin Cooperative sells all sorts of products throughout its many divisions. The products sold by Kevin Cooperative include clothing, space craft, aircraft, food, and more! We are a multi-trillion dollar company (it might have something to do with the space station), and are we are still growing. Soon we will take over the world (but maybe we already have 👀).
Kevin, our founder, is the GOAT. We, collectively, are goated.
What does this have to do with Tombstone?: Nothing really, however, Kevin and his world-renowned fame originated in a certain 1st semester career class (as well as physics class).
Why is Kevin treated like a god?: Kevin is a demigod, created and bestowed power by the one and only rock man. (See >Archives>Kevin Lore> Kevin:Origins?)
Will you actually sell any products?: Let's be fr it's unlikely.
"I could beat him in a fight" / "I could punt him like a football": No you can't.
What happened to Kevin?: He was lost during a trip to Hawaii. (See>Archives>Kevin Lore>The End of Kevin)